Line Up, Bugs!

Attention, attention!

Attention to all the bugs of Taiwan! A new gourmet food has arrived onto our island. Only twenty years old and fresh from Canada! She isn't too bright, she won't even feel you while you eat. And even if she did, she's too kind to kill. So you may enjoy your exquisit meal in a safe and pleasant environment. Many bugs have already had the privilege to taste her in the past two months, and all have been extremely satisfied. This is a rare commodity, so make sure you don't miss out! Stop by our office to get her updated itinerary so you can be sure to get your meal when she steps into your town.

This is a limited time offer, ending in one week! One week!

So line up, bugs! She has started to use medication from the dermatologist, so the line will be much shorter now!

Spread the word!!